hair today gone tomorrow

I went to get my haircut the other day. It was late and the hair salon was busy. So when I finally sat in the chair, the hairstylist said -how do you want your hair cut? I said- I would like everything a little shorter. She said- do you want a razor used on the back? and i said- yes at the bottom.

I heard her start the razor and then before I knew it she had started at the bottom of my head in the back and razored it all the way to the top. For one brief fleeting moment I remember thinking- its too late to stop her. And with that i received probably the shortest haircut of my life!

The only other time it has been close to this short is when I cut my hair myself in college and did such a bad job- I had to practically shave it to get the hair even. Well I'm going to go out tomorrow before work and buy some dye to dye it because all my silvery hairs are now standing on end and reflecting the light like crazy.

What other crazy crazy things can I do?